
Today’s edition of Evie Ruth Entertainment:
We get home from the store, and I’m unloading bags while E eats lunch, and I find a box of tampons. Which I definitely didn’t put in the cart, because HELLO - the only benefit of breastfeeding is that I currently don’t need them. So I’m just standing there looking extremely puzzled, when ER looks up from her lunch and yells excitedly “Oh mama! You finded you a-prize I buyed you at the store! I hide my wittle box and they put it in the bag and you buyed it! Happy Birthday mama!”
I had to sit down on the floor becuase I was crying laughing. This Kid. What. The. Heck. #mommytruths
What kind of “surprise” have YOU found from the grocery store? Tell us in the comments below!